Lets grow tail ! دُم در می آوریم
یادت میاد اولین روزی رو که با نت ، چت و اینترنت آشنا شدی ؟ اون روزا محتاط بودی که چی بگی ، چی نگی ؛ مدتی زمان برد تا به قول معروف جا افتادی و ببینی چی به چیه ، آی دی ها و تخلص هایی واسه خودت ساختی و کم کم روت باز شد و دم در آوردی ، بله درست خوندی ؛ دم در آوردی ! من نه ، تو !
ok so I’m guessing to start blogging under my real name, I need to write a bit more than just an introduction here.
Remember the first days you got to know what internet, websites and online chatting is all about? You probably were too cautious about what to say and what not to say while talking to people online. It took some time for you to find out what’s going on and become all settled in this virtual world. You started getting yourself usernames, cyber pen names and nicknames, and probably got some cyber popularity and fame too. In other words, you grew tail. (see the p.s at the end)
من کسی نیستم ، اما همینم که هستم ! در مقابل آدمای مغرور ، مغرورتر ؛ و در مقابل آدمای متواضع ، متواضع ترم . مربی طراح وب نیستم ؛ اما دانشجوهای زیادی داشتم و دارم ، نوازنده و آهنگساز نیستم ، اما پیانو و کیبورد کار کردم و با نت ها و گام های موسیقی کاملا” آشنام و بیشتر از ۲۰ آهنگ ساختم .
هرگونه شایعه در مورد نوشتن کلمه ی “مجرد” در بخش “درباره نویسنده” رو قویا” تکذیب می کنم ! نوشته های بخش “درباره نویسنده” رو فقط برای پز دادن نوشتم ! شاید ویژگی پررنگ شخصیتی من این باشه که با هیچکس رو در بایسی ندارم !
امیدوارم که خوانندگان این وبلاگ ؛ مثال من ؛ دم در نیارن !
I now have the same kind of feeling. I’m growing tail! But “growing tail” under your real identity is a bit…you know…uncomfortable! Don’t get me wrong though. This doesn’t mean you have to have multiple personalities or identities to grow tail! It’s just like real life. You dress, talk and behave differently in different situations, depending on whether you are at home, at work, hanging out with close friends, with family and relatives, talking to your cyber friend, etc. As much it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to appear at a party in my pajamas, go to work in my workout outfit, or get out of the house in my shower outfit (what is a shower outfit anyway??!!) it would also be a bit too uncomfortable to wear the same thing everywhere you go.
I’m not “somebody” or “nobody”, I’m simply who I am. If you’re stuck up, I’m even more stuck up. If you are humble, I’m even more humble. I’m not a web design instructor but I’ve had and still have many students. I’m not a musician, but I play the piano and keyboard and I’m perfectly familiar with musical scales and notes and have written and composed over 20 pieces by today.
I strongly deny any rumors about having the word “single” in the “about me” section! Whatever I’ve put there it’s just for the purpose of boasting!!! My biggest personality trait is that I’m bold and don’t stand on ceremony for anyone.
Hopefully my readers wont “grow tail” like me!
P.s: growing tail is an expression in Farsi, meaning getting cheeky and thinking like “oooooh I’m somebody now”!!