Lets grow tail ! دُم در مي آوريم
يادت مياد اولين روزي رو كه با نت ، چت و اينترنت آشنا شدي ؟ اون روزا محتاط بودي كه چي بگي ، چي نگي ؛ مدتي زمان برد تا به قول معروف جا افتادي و ببيني چي به چيه ، آي دي ها و تخلص هايي واسه خودت ساختي و كم كم روت باز شد و دم در آوردي ، بله درست خوندي ؛ دم در آوردي ! من نه ، تو !
ok so I’m guessing to start blogging under my real name, I need to write a bit more than just an introduction here.
Remember the first days you got to know what internet, websites and online chatting is all about? You probably were too cautious about what to say and what not to say while talking to people online. It took some time for you to find out what’s going on and become all settled in this virtual world. You started getting yourself usernames, cyber pen names and nicknames, and probably got some cyber popularity and fame too. In other words, you grew tail. (see the p.s at the end)
من كسي نيستم ، اما همينم كه هستم ! در مقابل آدماي مغرور ، مغرورتر ؛ و در مقابل آدماي متواضع ، متواضع ترم . مربي طراح وب نيستم ؛ اما دانشجوهاي زيادي داشتم و دارم ، نوازنده و آهنگساز نيستم ، اما پيانو و كيبورد كار كردم و با نت ها و گام هاي موسيقي كاملا” آشنام و بيشتر از ۲۰ آهنگ ساختم .
هرگونه شايعه در مورد نوشتن كلمه ي “مجرد” در بخش “درباره نويسنده” رو قويا” تكذيب مي كنم ! نوشته هاي بخش “درباره نويسنده” رو فقط براي پز دادن نوشتم ! شايد ويژگي پررنگ شخصيتي من اين باشه كه با هيچكس رو در بايسي ندارم !
اميدوارم كه خوانندگان اين وبلاگ ؛ مثال من ؛ دم در نيارن !
I now have the same kind of feeling. I’m growing tail! But “growing tail” under your real identity is a bit…you know…uncomfortable! Don’t get me wrong though. This doesn’t mean you have to have multiple personalities or identities to grow tail! It’s just like real life. You dress, talk and behave differently in different situations, depending on whether you are at home, at work, hanging out with close friends, with family and relatives, talking to your cyber friend, etc. As much it wouldn’t be appropriate for me to appear at a party in my pajamas, go to work in my workout outfit, or get out of the house in my shower outfit (what is a shower outfit anyway??!!) it would also be a bit too uncomfortable to wear the same thing everywhere you go.
I’m not “somebody” or “nobody”, I’m simply who I am. If you’re stuck up, I’m even more stuck up. If you are humble, I’m even more humble. I’m not a web design instructor but I’ve had and still have many students. I’m not a musician, but I play the piano and keyboard and I’m perfectly familiar with musical scales and notes and have written and composed over ۲۰ pieces by today.
I strongly deny any rumors about having the word “single” in the “about me” section! Whatever I’ve put there it’s just for the purpose of boasting!!! My biggest personality trait is that I’m bold and don’t stand on ceremony for anyone.
Hopefully my readers wont “grow tail” like me!
P.s: growing tail is an expression in Farsi, meaning getting cheeky and thinking like “oooooh I’m somebody now”!!